Genetics

Some people have been worried about a "fat gene". A gene that dooms you to become fat. Forget about that, what about the "bitch gene"? Now that is something worth studying. Some refer to it as the "mi7n gene". It was shown to be on a locus close to the "open-mindedness gene" but they were quite distinct.
Further analysis is underway to look into the possibilty that Phoenicians, during their quests in earlier centuries contributed to spreading the gene in the New World along with other contributions to civilization. Now THAT, my friends, is a study worth publishing.